1. Crossing the churning waters of the Atlantic to the isle of
Vinalhaven (a 13 mile voyage out to sea, mind you)
2. Riding around the hilly island roads on rented bikes that looked
like they were fashioned in the forties and cryopreserved in mint
condition.
3. Leaping off of the Cliffs of Insanity at Lawson's Quarry over and
over and over again (cannonbaaaaaall!) and
4. Making the journey back "home" again..... We were very hungry.
So we made a pilgrimage back to the Country Cupboard. Sean's famous
last words were..."I think I'd like something hot, spicy. Yeah, that's
it."
So he had 5 strips of what the locals call "Nuclear Chicken" (See
exhibit A for his initial reaction). These tender strips of meat were
soaked in some kind of secret government sauce that could pull the
barnacles off a schooner's keel (that's some sweet nautical lingo we
picked up on the ferry). Sean braved three out of five pieces, which
is extraordinary. We should've bottled that sauce and used it on the
mosquitoes. Dang it!
PS - Sean, to quote Clint Eastwood, "A man's got to know his
limitations."

6 comments:
Did you bring the Dragon Bane as requested? Would that help with the Dragon Breath?
Cheryl
Well, no aunt at this computer is surprised by the wisdom clearly LACKING in her darling nephew's food choice!! No one can say you lack a spirit of adventure! I hope the chicken was a step up from the kelp! Just a couple questions for my McGee: Are you going to pull through? Are you gonna make it??? Are you gonna be alright? Hee hee! You shall!- for you are in the bestest of company with my loving man and, as I said, you two make a great team! Loving the news of your adventures! And loving yous twos! Aunt... here with Aunt Lindsay
uh cheryl...dragon bane keeps dragons away like bug spray does to misquitoes that arent from maine. it did absolutley nothing for the breat when i drank the whole jug....just made all reptiles run from me for hours.
-Sean
hey, its sara i miss sean at home at aunt rebbeca misses uncle bill too. I bet you can handle eating all five!! =] i see some of of the things you eat at home...is this the hottest? love,
sara
HAHAHAHHA AUNT Reb DISSED YOU HARD!!!!!!!
what i lack in wisdom i make up in pure unbridled, ancestry-induced stubborn insanity.i ate 3 out of 5 of those. by that time i was in actual physical pain,but i refused to stop. the staff watched in amazement and after uncle bill dragged me away, the mayor gave me a medal. sorta
-Sean
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